An abomination

The art of shooting has always been a manly sport. Therefore it was with utter horror that I saw this abomination to the sport. I mean really, how can you hide from the deer with such a bright, hideous gun.

On good eating habits

As parents we are all tasked with teaching our children good eating habits. This is something we have endeavored to do with our girls and we occasionally let them do a little shopping of their own. Here are their healthy choices that they picked out at the store and bought.

Aeralinds basket was not that big but full of sugar.

If the items are hard to read they are:
Banana Pops
Frosted Flakes
Honey Bungs
Cream Cheese
Shredded Cheese
Strawberry Pop-tarts
1 Tomato
1 Head of Broccoli.
1 Green Pepper

Bronwyn went all out with her food shopping, picking out yummy nutritious meals.

The items are:
Shredded Cheese
1 Pineapple
1 Apricot
1 peach
Cream Cheese
Cheese
1 Banana
1 Bag of Lentils
Frozen Bagels
Frozen Blueberry Waffles
Lime Sherbert
Banana Pops


As you can see we have our work cut out for us. Especially since the girls have never eaten 95% of the stuff they picked out.

Wife Stealer

We have always known that Sedryn has womanizing ways, but this evening at his birthday party he went to far. He tried to lure my wife away from me with chocolate. Whatever will I do with this child.

A First Birthday

Generally when a boy celebrates his first birthday he is given boyish sorts of things. Like the gifts that the girls gave him of toy cars and a dinosaur. What does the other member of team pink give him? A blue striped pair of pajama's with PINK flowers on them. Sigh, he must be a very strong young man to be able to withstand all the pinkness he is surrounded by.

Danger Scale: Vaulting

Really, what could possibly go wrong with this? I mean, how else can I they train for the 2028 olympics.

Oh, The horror!!!!!!!!!!

When it comes to the girls room I made a terrible error. I made the critical mistake of letting the girls decide the paint color for the light. Rather than picking a nice, neutral color, they picked bright pink. To make matters worse, my desk is still stuck in the room. Hopefully soon I can find a new office in a room that is not so hideously colored.

 

A Just Punishment

Today before our trip to the museum I told the girls to go get dressed while I did other stuff. This was a big mistake as the outfits they came out wearing were definitely not on the Team Blue approved list. Due to their crimes I locked them up in the grey-bar hotel, only releasing them for meals and hard labor.

It seems though that only Aeralind has learned her lesson and is wearing something Blue Approved.