Sunday, January 31, 2010

Pink and Monsters

This, my friend, is an ok use of pink. Why you may ask? It has monsters on it of course. Monster's are definitely a boyish thing and thus outweigh the evilness of the pink.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Bronwyn's thoughts on hideous pink outfits

Last night Bronwyn had to suffer through wearing the hideously pink sleep sack. This morning she decided to let Melissa and I know just what she thought about it.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Crazy Women Speak

We really need to move the monitor out from underneath Thumper

Friday, January 22, 2010

Team Blue Reunited

My darling moonbeam cat decided to run off for 3 weeks and we thought that he was lost. But yesterday he came home as his loss was a devatsating blow to team blue. In celebration the girls threw off their pink outfits and put on something more suitable to wear.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Crazy Women Speak

2 Happy Babies. One staring at her cow, the other killing orcs.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Crazy Women Speak

Hurry, it is cold. My leg hair is growing an inch a minute. Soon I won't be able to use your shaver but will need a hacksaw.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Atrociously awful pink

There are several different types of pink. Some are better liked than others. There is the lighter pink that in the proper circumstances is acceptable. I wear a pink shirt with my suit for interviews because it looks nice. But when they expect you to swaddle a baby in something that is flamboyantly bright pink, then something is amiss.

At least their normal outfits are an acceptable color.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Crazy Women Speaks: She's Gone Batty

I love taking things out of context....

"They are like bats and use echo-location."
...10 minutes later..

"The bats stopped doing their echo-location."

Friday, January 8, 2010

Crazy Women Speak

My wife has taken to saying some entertaining things. I hope to commemorate some of them on my blog on a semi-regular basis.

"Open your mouth or I will squirt milk in your eye."

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

An ode to red and plaid

I would rather be dead,
Than be caught in pink.
I would rather wear red
And flush pink down the sink.

And when it is flushed down,
I will write a cheer.
I won't have a frown,
I will go have a beer.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Has pink given up?

This past week while walking through a clothing store my wife made a surprising proclamation. She stated quite emphatically that she is fed up with pink outfits and would rather have other colored outfits instead. Is this the beginning of the end for pink? Hopefully it is, at least for my sanity. 

My wife's quote of the week:

Olive stop, or I will string you up by your toe-nails.