Wife Stealer

We have always known that Sedryn has womanizing ways, but this evening at his birthday party he went to far. He tried to lure my wife away from me with chocolate. Whatever will I do with this child.

Unapproved Dates

This past week Bronwyn had her first unapproved date. While visiting some friends she was tired and saw a pack n play. Upon seeing this she was quick to climb into said pack n play to take a nap, oblivious about the poor boy who was trying to sleep. Thankfully though he was quick to point out, through some screams and yells, that someone was trying to be an interloper in his bed.

Unapproved Suitor

My daughters having a unapproved date with two boys. Sigh, what must I do to get them to go through proper channels to have a date with my daughters. It is especially hard when others conspire against me to ruin any suitor defense plan I may try to come up with.