Monday, September 27, 2010

Future Profession: Wine Tester

This wine is an elegant selection from House Aldrich and is Vintage 2010. It has a slight grainy texture with a hint of cinnamon. We particularly liked the after taste of pumpkin and squash.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

A Pinkish Compromise

Sometimes in life we must compromise even if we do not want to.There are some things in the lives of pink women that we as Team Blue simply cannot prevail against. One of these being the dreaded tutu which is typically portrayed as something that is frilly and pink. For their first birthday the twins received their first tutu but in the spirit of compromise it was blue. Maybe I can accept this.

Anyways, who can resist such a cute, adorable face.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

We all Survived One Year

One year ago we welcomed these cute little bundles into the world.

Now, I have to defend against these pink little terrors.

Happy 1st Birthday girls. Your daddy loves you.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Crazy Speak

Honey, go ahead and pull a cow out of my armpit.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Future Profession: Treasure Hunter

It seems they enjoy finding something that is hidden. Hopefully they find treasure and share it with their hard working parents.

Monday, September 6, 2010


This shall be a comparison of how the Pinkers and Team Blue handle a play date. If the Pinkers arrange a play date they essentially want to either sit around and chat while children ramble about or go walk somewhere. Altogether a boring and Non-Adventurous endeavor. In contrast when Team Blue folk get together it usually involves Carnage to some degree or another.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Future Profession: Rock Climbers

Last weekend my wife left a Carabiner out and both of the girls quite enjoyed playing with it.

Then we took them to the park and they both took a try at the climbing wall. They both did fairly well, for only being 11 months old.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

All in a morning we said.......

Bronwyn has an airplane in her mouth.
Bronners, Come on duck face Bronners.
I think she has 16 in there and is making her duck face hogging them from her sister.
There new favorite teething toy is my high heels.
I thought you were going to come protect me, not leave me to be attacked by plastic worms.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Chocolate cake for Breakfast.

Growing up we always had  your typical foods for breakfast. With the twins birthday nearing my wife thought to trial them on cake as nothing can ruin a party like a visit from anaphylaxis. So, rather than give them the cake during the day my dear wife chose to give it to them for breakfast. Yet if I ask to have pie or something for a meal I get sternly rejected. Something is wrong here. :(

When I shared this with my family my brother pointed out this sketch by Bill Cosby who extols the virtues of eating Chocolate Cake for Breakfast. Does it not have Wheat, Eggs, and Milk in it?  All things that are essential things we should eat.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

A Quasi Pink book

Recently my wife found the book "Paper Bag Princess." At first glance one would think that this is a typical Pink fluffy story where the princess foolishly lets herself be captured by a dragon only to be rescued by the prince. Seriously, with the number of Princess' who are captured, one would think that they are never warned about dragons. But once you open the book you will find yourself pleasantly surprised. It is not a pink fluff book but in actuality it ends on a high note for those Men who suffer from an influx of pink in their home and are in need of a suitor defense.

Seriously, go get the book.  Your wifey princess won't even know this 'fairytale' will be a solid victory for blue.