On dragons

Sedryn: Their was a pink dragon outside my window and he scared me. But Toothless scared him away.

On Mongrels

Me: Come on my little Mongrels
Sedryn: I am not a Mongrel.
Aeralind: No, he is a Mon-Boy.

Crazy speak

Having children means that sometimes we say things we never thought we would say. Such as below:

Sedryn: Daddy, there are bananas in there.
Me: We do not put fruit in our binoculars.

On the meaning of names

Last night we had a discussion with our kids on what their names meant.

Me: Aeralind, do you know what your name means?
Aeralind: No
Me: It means hymn. Bronwyn, do you know what your name means?
Bronwyn: No
Me: It means enduring. Sedryn, do you know what your name means?
Sedryn: Cookie Store
After we all stopped laughing.
Me: It means faithful.

How to eat

Me: Sedryn, we don't put our food in your water.
Wifey: He is pre-digesting his food. Kind of smart.

On Marriage

Overheard the following conversation between our three kids:

Bronwyn: We (meaning her and Aeralind) are going to marry Sedryn
Sedryn: uhh.......
Aeralind: No, there is only one of him. We are marrying Ben and Jay
Bronwyn: No, we will marry Sedryn
Aeralind: Ben and Jay!!!!!

Conversations with Toddlers

Aeralind: I am chasing brother with a broom
Melissa: We don't chase brother with a broom
Aeralind: Only swords then
Derek: Not with swords either

Extra appendages

We had the following conversation the other day at the dinner table.

Melissa: Of course it fell on your arm  daughter. It was hanging out of your mouth like a fourth tongue.

Derek: So, where is she hiding the other three.

Our part lizard

Melissa: Honey, what did you just do to the baby?
Derek: I ripped his arms off.
Melissa: Obviously you need to quit ripping his arms off because they keep growing back. He must be part lizard.

Babies?

Bronwyn: soon Aeralind will be a daddy and I will be a mommy and both our babies will patch out.

What is sitting where?

I really don't know what to think of this comment made this morning.

There is a sewage treatment plant sitting on my legs..... It kind of feels nice.

Daddy Time

From Melissa to Aeralind:

Ya know Aeralind, next time don't split your egg if you do not want to share daddy.


Good to know they can hit rewind to start over.

Crazy Speak: Toddler Honesty

Mommy: What did you do with Daddy this morning?
Bronwyn: I push.
M: You pushed Aeralind?
B: Yes.
M: Were you playing and she liked it?  Or were you being mean?
B: I mean :-D

Strange Sounds

I think they are stripping their bed. It sounds like they are wrestling a hippopotamus in there.

Crazy Speak: Sleeping Around

Melissa asking Bronwyn why she is curled up with the Peanut Butter.

Are you sleeping with the peanut butter?

My son is a what????

My Wife: The girls sounded like dragons at birth, This one sounds like a billy goat.

The girls were doing what?

Melissa: The girls are wrestling right now.
Melissa: Aeralind is now on top of B touching her owls.
Me: umm.....

The girls before their knockdown, drag out fight.

Mysterious White Powder

I came home from work today and upon entering the bathroom, I was greeted by this site on the floor.

This spawned the following conversation with my wife:

Me: Should I be concerned about the white powdery stuff on the floor?
Wife: Oh..... I've been trying to hide the girls cocaine habit, but now you know. (It's baking soda)

Mis-heard

Sometimes what we think we heard isn't quite what was actually said.


Wife: Had 3 smokes today
Me: You had 3 today? Your pregnant and you don't smoke.
Wife: The baby wanted some cigarettes.  (While snorting chocolate smoothie out of her nose)

My wife on the kids.

No Aeralind, Bronwyn likes having her eyes out and about so she can see.

The Bannana is awake and wiggly.


I don't know what to say.