Monday, July 5, 2010

Team Blue Fights Back

Not content with my dear daughter's betrayal of Team Blue they did a swift counterattack shortly after by sucking her into the crack and munching on her until she conceded in surrender.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

A Daughter's Betrayel

My dearest Bronwyn, you said you would stand for team blue and get away from those foul team pink folks.  But yesterday, I saw your true colors when you snatched the pink bird and crawled away with it in your mouth. Why could you not go for something blue? There were plenty of choices for you.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Future Profession: Orthodontist

Bronwyn has decided that she would like to pull teeth for a living. Sounds like a good profession to me.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Death by Strangulation

It seems Bronwyn did not want to be left out on getting to murder someone so she tried to strangle me. I can hope though that she is practicing her new moves to fend off suitors.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Suitor Defense: Aeralind's Way

Aeralind decided to take the whole suitor defense into her own hands. Apparently a boy was rude to her, so she ate him. If that won't deter potential suitors, then I do not know what will.


Sunday, June 13, 2010

Future Profession: Cable Tester

It seems that Aeralind wishes to take up the valued profession of being a cable tester to ensure that cables are safe to be eaten.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Things to do

I don't want to do anything this evening that involves having a brain or does not have a hint button.

I can't shoot you, your heads in the way.