Crazy Women Speaks: She's Gone Batty

I love taking things out of context....

"They are like bats and use echo-location."
...10 minutes later..

"The bats stopped doing their echo-location."

Crazy Women Speak

My wife has taken to saying some entertaining things. I hope to commemorate some of them on my blog on a semi-regular basis.

"Open your mouth or I will squirt milk in your eye."

An ode to red and plaid

I would rather be dead,
Than be caught in pink.
I would rather wear red
And flush pink down the sink.

And when it is flushed down,
I will write a cheer.
I won't have a frown,
I will go have a beer.

Has pink given up?

This past week while walking through a clothing store my wife made a surprising proclamation. She stated quite emphatically that she is fed up with pink outfits and would rather have other colored outfits instead. Is this the beginning of the end for pink? Hopefully it is, at least for my sanity. 


My wife's quote of the week:

Olive stop, or I will string you up by your toe-nails.

Rebellion strikes at us

It seems that one of the girls has already started on a rebellious streak. What is next, she fully accepts the pink propaganda?

The issue of boyfriends

So, I have this problem. While it is making my wife happy to get out of the house and see other people, unfortunately most all of them have twin boys.

As you can see here Bronwyn is openly flirting with one of the boys and ignoring the rules I set forth for boys to come over.



Aeralind though remembered the rules and totally gave the other boy the hand.



The rules that I had set forth. It seems that my wife though will have to be shot with the nerf gun for her flagrent violation of the rules.

Pinks idea of christmas

While visiting the nearby Target my wife found out what pinks idea of christmas is. She found there a flamingo that has been so horrifically modified that it bears no resemblence with the real bird. Rather than taint this blog with a picture of this horrific act I shall post a link.

For those interested in knowing what a real flamingo looks like, here is a picture of one. While it is pink that is acceptable as God created them that color.