Warning labels tend to be a good thing. Like telling that it isn't wise to jump the fence into an alligator pit. Or telling you that using a blow dryer while in the shower is not recommended. I wish to present to you a new one from my daughter.
WARNING: Thumps and kicks violently in her sleep. Approach with caution and care.
Apparently she has taken to her own form of suitor defense. Hopefully her crib can handle thumping and violence of this magnitude.