Suitor Defense

We have recently come across some news that may require a modification to my suitor defense plan. This  little guy was a surprise and will be arriving in October.

As we will not be discerning the gender of the child until its birth I have felt it necessary to bolster the suitor defenses by a significant margin in case the child is a member of Team Pink.

I saw this little gem in the news and figured it would make a suitable addition. What can beat up an aircraft carrier? I wonder what kind of payment plan I could get for it.