Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Banishment by Team Pink

After my recent blog post about women in the kitchen it seems that Team Pink retaliated in an unexpected manner. I have now been banished to the Dog House, which is odd as we do not have a dog house but my wife was not deterred in the least.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Termite Problems

Apparently the prior owners of our house had a small termite problem that they took care of and placed a bond on our house. The bond requires a yearly inspection that we are happily continuing. This inspection too place on Monday and I proceeded to inform him that we had a rather large Termite problem in one of the bedrooms.

After asking him about this I showed him said termites to which he simply replied how cute they were and that we should keep them.

Sigh, I just hope they don't start eating the house as well.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Women and the Kitchen

Occasionally we allow the girls into the kitchen, usually near the time that they themselves will be eating. I walked into the kitchen and came upon this scene and was left with several possibilities.
1. They were being taught the intricacies of baking.
2. They were where women belonged, in the kitchen.
3. The more sinister motive of roasting the other Team Blue member.

What do you folks think? Whatever it was, it was quite tasty.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Future Profession: Swamp Thing

I can only say that as a swamp thing it should scare off most suitors. The question is though, does it pay well enough? Or will she rob unwary travelers with her stealth attacks of sheer and utter cuteness?

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Crazy Speak: Oh Dear......

Honey, I love Pumpkins. Pumpkin Plates, Pumpkin Pie, etc......
I know Dear, I wonder what you would do if the twins were turned into Pumpkins.
I would love them, kiss them, hold them..... And when I was tired of them put them in Pumpkin Pie.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

An Unexpected Defendor

Earlier this week as I was leaving for work I caught sight of a spider web in the door frame. Not seeing a resident spider I removed the web so that we can use the door without getting caught in the web. Apparently though he was on a secret mission for Team Blue to defend against a sneak attack that Team Pink had been planning. This morning he had rebuilt his web and laying in the center was able to foil the attack.

Unfortunately the Household spokewomen for Team Pink decreed that he could not stay as a defender but must go. So we on Team Blue mourn the passing of this secret agent.