Sunday, January 31, 2016

A Different idea for Valentines Day

Unless one is blind they can't help but notice that Valentines Day is almost upon us. In an effort to continue our boycott against this oppressive holiday, and to spark new traditions, we here at Team Blue HQ  would like to offer up an alternative to chocolate's and flowers.

1. Eat the Chocolate yourself. Much quicker that way and then you don't have to worry about your spouse sneaking some while your at work.
2. Flowers will die. Is that what you wish to tell your spouse? If you must buy flowers, put them in a pot.
3. If you must purchase something then may I draw your attention to the Bronx Zoo. For the sixth year in a row they are offering the public to name a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach for a loved one. What better way to show your love than by naming a creature in her honor that can survive a nuclear explosion.

Long Live Blue. Down With Pink.