Thursday, June 21, 2012


Recently I became aware of yet another sinister plot by those on team pink. Upon casually mentioning to my wife that I stunk needed a shower she curtly replied: "No, you don't smell like a dead, rotting elephant yet." She continued that poor, little Sedryn isn't even immune as she is currently growing some sort of culture in his neck folds. Thankfully I was able to clean those out the next time I was to feed him.

So, apparently while pink must bathe at the slightest hint of possible being dirty us men can only bathe when we can be smelled from miles away. Just what are they attempting to do with this latest endeavor? I guess I will be taking a lot of forbidden showers to avoid looking, and smelling, like this.

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