Hygiene

Recently I became aware of yet another sinister plot by those on team pink. Upon casually mentioning to my wife that I stunk needed a shower she curtly replied: "No, you don't smell like a dead, rotting elephant yet." She continued that poor, little Sedryn isn't even immune as she is currently growing some sort of culture in his neck folds. Thankfully I was able to clean those out the next time I was to feed him.

So, apparently while pink must bathe at the slightest hint of possible being dirty us men can only bathe when we can be smelled from miles away. Just what are they attempting to do with this latest endeavor? I guess I will be taking a lot of forbidden showers to avoid looking, and smelling, like this.

Father's Day Meal

It seems that my children decided to have a meal for Father's day a few days early this year, which is ok as I got the gift a week ago. I get home from work on Friday to find a piece of paper on the door inviting me to a Tea Party of all things. This is Father's day, not some girly picnic. Apparently team pink has chosen to not give me a typical Father's day. Instead Sedryn and I had to suffer through a tea party with very girly items to eat. I thought we ate Steak and Potatoes, or something else that is manly, for Father's Day. And relegate Tea Parties for Mother's day or girls birthdays.

Daddy Time

From Melissa to Aeralind:

Ya know Aeralind, next time don't split your egg if you do not want to share daddy.


Good to know they can hit rewind to start over.

Swimming Atire

With the warmer weather we yet again are faced with the issue of what to let the girls swim in. This is getting increasingly more and more difficult as women bathing suits are getting smaller and smaller.

Before we could make our decision I had to do some research on what would be suitable for the girls to wear. My first choice was something from the 1920's but I was quick to realize that they were not modest at all. Look at all that leg showing... and those shoulders. Utterly scandalous.

Going back a couple decades though I found something that could be suitable. It is completely modest and there is almost nothing that would cause a boy to pursue them.

Of course, their could be some boys that are drawn to women in bulky clothing, then I would bring out this to ensure their complete modesty while they were swimming.

A bathing machine. A way for the girls to swim in the water in complete modesty and I won't have to worry about mischievous boys who are up to no good.



All pictures from: http://www.victoriana.com/library/Beach/FashionableBathingSuits.htm.