Crazy Speak: Sleeping Around

Melissa asking Bronwyn why she is curled up with the Peanut Butter.

Are you sleeping with the peanut butter?

Say What?!

I saw the above sign while driving the a rural area near my house and had to stop to take a picture. Apparently it is a Bluegrass Music Festival. Definitely sounds like a fun activity for the family, hopefully they don't keep skunks in cages there. Else it may get smelly.

Danger Scale: Tree Hugger

She is 8 feet up in the tree and quite happy about being up there. Any suggestion of getting her down was met with a stern NO!!!!!!. 

Please rate this in the comments due to poll malfunction.

Danger Scale: Fireplace as a Playplace

Playing in the Fireplace.... Completely safe for any child. Right?

How would you rate this?

Future Profession: Crane Operator

Aeralind working on her dexterity while trying to learn how to run a crane. She mentioned something about needing to bury pink stuff in the back yard but wasn't to clear.

Danger Scales

Anyone who has children has an inherent danger scale when it comes to what their children can and cannot do. To some parents, they would happily let their children walk a tightrope across a ravine at age 3. While with others the mere thought of their child leaving their well-padded home in anything but full protective armour leaves them in hysteria.With this in mind I present to you readers a series of posts where I request your input in how you would rate some of the activities that my daughters have gotten up to lately. A vote of 1 is no danger while 10 is running around frantically waving my arms in the air screaming for help.

Here is the first one. In this picture Aeralind decided to inform us that she could remove her diaper all by herself.

How would you rate this?

How to be a Womanizer

My dear son has apparently become quite the womanizer already so I thought I would him to tell us just how he pulls it off.

1. Get your picture posted all over facebook. Include shots of you laying in an apple basket. (word will spread about your cuteness)

2. Attend gatherings of women. Christmas parties, MOPS, and the children's museum are excellent places to pick up the chicks.

3. If you like younger women, wear monsters, or lions, or elephants, or monkeys, or other creatures on your clothing.  They will find them irresistible and will come over and paw at you shrieking "Monkey!" or whatever is appropriate.  You'll feel like a rock star. (They may also cause you pain... I'm not always the fan of the younger ladies.)

 4. If you want the older women, start by grooming yourself well.  Let me give it to you straight: don't be afraid to rock the 'hawk. An utterly amazing mohawk works wonders.  (baby lotion on wet hair makes an awesome strokable 'hawk')

5. When you find yourself in the arms of a woman, lay on the lip quiver thick.  They either think you're cold (and hold you closer:bonus!) or think it's so cute that exclaim in awe demanding that their nearest girl friends come look at you.  You want all the nearest girlfriends to look at you.  It gives you options if things with the first girl don't work out.

6. And finally, wear New Baby Scent Cologne.  It attracks the women like nothing else.  They'll pick you up out of seats to snuggle and be with you.

A most Heinous Torture

It seems that members of Team Pink have taken to torturing the newest member of Team Blue. They take great pride in coming to the happy baby sucking on his pacifier and viciously tearing it from his mouth. Then when he starts to cry they start hitting him under the guise of burping him. Why can't they pick on someone their own size.

So my Daughter pet a boy today.....

And I was completely ok with it. His name is Bruce though Aeralind wasn't all that keen.