With the birth of our son certain members of Team Pink have taken on a more drastic role in making Team Blue miserable. The following is a short compendium of what they have accomplished to date on his month birthday.
1. Pillage his toy basket and steal his chicken from the car seat.
2. Give asphyxiating hugs and affection.
3. Use the car seat as a foot rest making the poor boy smell their stinky feet.
4. Steal his pacifier from his mouth and then wonder why he is crying.
5. Attempt to feed him Animal Crackers or Buttons.
6. Try to smother the baby by piling tons of stuff on him.
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