A View from the Doghouse

It seems that during this Banishment the household is going to the Dark Side. My wife has come out to frequently show off her Pink (shiver of disgust) pants with her pink shoes.

The above is all I can see when she walks past which makes me shiver in fright of just what the house looks like now. In what I thought was a sign of hope I heard the lawnmower running.... Sadly the lawnmower is now pink as well. I need help in leaving this doghouse so I can reclaim my home for Team Blue. Any tips or advice would be greatly appreciated.