A View from the Doghouse

It seems that during this Banishment the household is going to the Dark Side. My wife has come out to frequently show off her Pink (shiver of disgust) pants with her pink shoes.

The above is all I can see when she walks past which makes me shiver in fright of just what the house looks like now. In what I thought was a sign of hope I heard the lawnmower running.... Sadly the lawnmower is now pink as well. I need help in leaving this doghouse so I can reclaim my home for Team Blue. Any tips or advice would be greatly appreciated.

A Government Conspiracy

I always knew that the Government was out to get us and I have caught wind of one of their most devious plans. The County Tax Envelopes are PINK. How ghastly is that, the people in our government apparently want to pinkify the world and make it uglier. We must rise up and convince them that blue is a much better color.

Team Pink Invades

It seems that while I am banished to the doghouse Team Pink has authorized an invasion of women into the house. They are focused primarily on our bedroom, undoubtedly trying to reinforce my wife's stance on Team Pink.

Future Profession: Maid or Broomstick Rider

Bronwyn discovered our broom and has taken to play with it. I don't know if she is trying to clean the floor or go flying on it.

Why do we buy Toys?

Could someone please explain why we buy toys for our children? I am at a loss here.

Yes, they emptied out their toy bins so they could play in the boxes.