A Quasi Pink book

Recently my wife found the book "Paper Bag Princess." At first glance one would think that this is a typical Pink fluffy story where the princess foolishly lets herself be captured by a dragon only to be rescued by the prince. Seriously, with the number of Princess' who are captured, one would think that they are never warned about dragons. But once you open the book you will find yourself pleasantly surprised. It is not a pink fluff book but in actuality it ends on a high note for those Men who suffer from an influx of pink in their home and are in need of a suitor defense.

Seriously, go get the book.  Your wifey princess won't even know this 'fairytale' will be a solid victory for blue.