There should be a rule that all children recieve a rubber duck when they are born, as it is essential to their development. Rather than be content with the small one we have, that supposedly lets us know if the water is to hot or cold. She found a ginormous one that is over taking our bathtub. Thankfully it is not pink but the standard yellow and orange. If that was not enough, you can squeeze his bill and he quacks like a duck. The mighty roar of the duck shall certainly strike fear in any suitors, unless they are a duck hunter.