Extreme Baby Feeding: Part 3

My dear mother exhibiting some extraordinary measures in feeding the twins solo.

A Necessary Defense

My wife has been spending some time with other moms of multiples who have twins under 1, which I always thought was a great idea. That is, until I discovered that most of them are boys and they have taken to flirting with them and my girls are flirting back. I definitely did not think I would have to start work on the Suitor Defense Plan this early. Now to decide what to put in first, as they are small I think the Moat would be a good first choice. :)



I think that should keep them at bay, at least for now.

What every child needs...

There should be a rule that all children recieve a rubber duck when they are born, as it is essential to their development. Rather than be content with the small one we have, that supposedly lets us know if the water is to hot or cold. She found a ginormous one that is over taking our bathtub. Thankfully it is not pink but the standard yellow and orange. If that was not enough, you can squeeze his bill and he quacks like a duck. The mighty roar of the duck shall certainly strike fear in any suitors, unless they are a duck hunter.

Extreme Baby Feeding pt2.

My wife has joined the local moms of multiples club and several of them have twins under 1 yr. So they go out on a weekly excursion to hang out and the following is exhibit is from one of those excursions. My wife had to feed the girls and the only suitable location was a nearby bench. With no pillow at hand she did what any woman in desperate straights would do and crosses her legs and plops them on each knee. I am still wondering just what this look is for that she is doing.