Future Profession: Orthodontist

Bronwyn has decided that she would like to pull teeth for a living. Sounds like a good profession to me.

Death by Strangulation

It seems Bronwyn did not want to be left out on getting to murder someone so she tried to strangle me. I can hope though that she is practicing her new moves to fend off suitors.

Suitor Defense: Aeralind's Way

Aeralind decided to take the whole suitor defense into her own hands. Apparently a boy was rude to her, so she ate him. If that won't deter potential suitors, then I do not know what will.

Future Profession: Cable Tester

It seems that Aeralind wishes to take up the valued profession of being a cable tester to ensure that cables are safe to be eaten.

Things to do

I don't want to do anything this evening that involves having a brain or does not have a hint button.

I can't shoot you, your heads in the way.