Random Quotes

The Palm Trees are on the floor in front of the bookshelf I think.

Bronwyn has so much going on that she might as well be a train wreck.

Your not the bladder kicker, your sister was. Don't earn a new title.

Thank you for the increase of testosterone on the bed moonbeam kitty.

How dare you not protect Bronwyn from the villainous shirt of doom?

True Pink

This is what pink used to be like, until women decided that red was to dark and had to lighten it up enough to reflect their girly, flighty ways.

Wife on Kisses

They are not sweet kisses, they are spikey. Like kissing a portcullis

Defending against pink

It seems that my cat recognized the sneakiness of pink and came to help defend the little girl from sneak attacks while she was sleeping. It is also pretty darned cute as well.

Pink vs Blue

Earlier this week we requested a outfit suggestion from Team Blue and Team Pink. The first to offer was Team Pink with this charming outfit (their words, not mine.)



As you can see, the outfits are anything but cute or charming.

Shocked and appalled, the pinks household representative shared my thoughts as well, we quickly requested a outfit choice from Team Blue.



As you can see, their recommendation was much simpler and was heartily approved by both representatives.

Wife's threatening behaviour

If you don't stop, I am going to give you away. Highest bidder please.

Blond Hostess and 5 month old twins.

Do you want a kids menu?

On Staying Awake

So Bronwyn, you want to stay up? Face your arch-nemesis.... THE DUCKY!!!!!

Dragon's Bake?

You are a Black Dragon, you could have just melted the oven.

The Zoo Moves in

Look, the cow now has grass to eat. (Said after we put a green bib on her)



Just because she is wearing a lady bug outfit doesn't mean she can fly.



A win for team blue all around. :)

Crazy Women Speak

Yes, you can buy Nuclear Bombs at Walmart, more commonly known as Black Beans.

Extreme Breastfeeding

While changing Bronwyn Melissa realized that she was still hungry and took matters into her own hands. Rather than move bronwyn she just fed her on the changing table. I don't know if she could get more extreme than this unless she tried to feed them both using this method.