What is sitting where?

I really don't know what to think of this comment made this morning.

There is a sewage treatment plant sitting on my legs..... It kind of feels nice.

Unutterable words

Their are certain words that a father of young girls never wants to hear. The top one is: Dad, I am pregnant. This is exactly what my daughter told me Sunday when I got her up from her nap and she is apparently quite far along already.

For those curious, she is apparently have a pink kitty like the one painted on her face.